23 Funny Dog Quotes – Bring A Smile To Your Face…..

I do hope that the funny dog quotes will uplift your day and bring a smile to your face. In this changing and sometimes crazy world that we live in. We all need doses of inspiration,  whether it be through stories or quotes, especially if we are going through a hard time within our lives.

We are so fortunate t have them in our lives and speaking as an avid dog lover, I am a far better person because of them.

I can especially relate to Number 5. Please enjoy.

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Funny Dog Quotes:

Funny Dog Quotes

1):   Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge………… Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld:  He is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and director, who was born in Brooklyn, New York. He is best known for starring in the hit called sitcom Seinfeld, where he played himself. Named by Comedy central as the 12th Greatest Stand-up Comedian of All Time.

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2):  Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog…… Franklin P. Jones

Franklin P. Jones: He was a British-born engineer and publisher who was born in Herefordshire, England. He emigrated to America as a young man and served as a superintendent of the United States Patent and Trademark Office. He was the publisher and editor of American Mechanics Magazine.

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3): Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read……..Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx: He was an American comedian, writer, film, and television star, who was born in New York City. He is considered as one of America’s greatest comedians, making feature films with his brothers and appearing as the Marx Brothers.

His unique and distinctive appearance included spectacles, cigars, and a thick greasepaint mustache and eyebrows.

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.........Steve Bluestone

 4):   Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window………Steve Bluestone

Steve Bluestone: He is an American author and writer who is a professor at Mercer University in Macon, Georgia. He was born in New York City. He has won several awards including the Greensboro Review Poetry Prize and the Thomas Merton Prize.

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If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog........ UnKnown

5):    If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog…….. Unknown

As I said in the introduction, I can truly identify with the above quote.

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Funny Dog Quotes

6):  In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog……… Edward Hoagland

Edward Hoagland: He is an American writer and author, who was born in New York. His first novel called Cat man was about his experience in the famous Barnum & Bailey Circus. He eventually became a teacher and taught at various colleges and universities such as Columbia University, Beloit College, and Brown University.

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Funny Dog Quotes

7):   Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant……….. John Peers

John Peers: He is an Australian professional tennis player, who was born in Melbourne, Australia. He reached No. 2 in doubles in April 2017, which was a career-high.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away............UnKnown

8): Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away………… Unknown

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Funny Dog Quotes

9): Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear…… Dave Barry

Dave Barry: – is a bestselling author and Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist who wrote a nationally syndicated column for the Florida newspaper, The Miami Herald.

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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.......... UnKnown

10):   You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich………. Unknown

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Funny Dog Quotes

11):  If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over……….Unknown

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A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk...... O.A. Battista

12):  A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk……..O.A. Battista

Orlando Aloysius Battista:  He was a Canadian chemist and author, who was born in Cornwall, Ontario, Canada. He began writing at 12 years of age and in 1955 he was awarded an honorary Doctor of Science degree by St. Vincent College.

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Funny Dog Quotes

13):  It’s tough to stay married.  My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass………… Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield:  He was an American stand-up comedian, actor, screenwriter and author, who was born in Deer Park, New York. His real name was Jacob Rodney Cohen. His breakthrough film role was in the ensemble comedy Caddyshack. He began his career as a stand-up comic.

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 The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty...........Robert Benchley

14):   The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty……….. Robert Benchley

Robert Charles Benchley:   He was an American humorist born in Worcester, Massachusetts, he was best known for his work as a film actor as well as a newspaper columnist.

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Funny Dog Quotes

15):  I am not spoiled I just happen to be great at training people….. Unknown Dog

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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives..........Sue Murphy

16):   Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives……….Sue Murphy

Sue Murphy: She is an American stand-up comedian, producer, and actor who has appeared on Comedy Central Presents. She has been honored with an American Comedy Award for Best Female Stand-up.  In addition, she is also a producer and writer on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

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Funny Dog Quotes

17):  I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult…….Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner: She is an American comedian, who was born in Miami, Florida. She began her career as a dancer on Broadway but switched to being a stand-up comedy. She made many appearances on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, which established her as one of the premier female comics of her era.

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A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it..........Helen Thomson

18):   A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it……….Helen Thomson

Helen Thomson:   She is a registered nurse, the mother of three, and a grandmother of four, who lives in Davis, California, with her husband, a practicing psychiatrist. She is also a former Democratic assemblywoman from California’s 8th Assembly district.

Funny Dog Quotes

19):  There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face……….Bernard Williams

Bernard Williams: He was an English moral philosopher, who was born in Rome, Italy. He was a Professor of Philosophy at the University of Cambridge and also taught at the University of California, Berkeley.

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Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life. The mail man is not to be trusted..... Sian Ford

20):  Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life. The mail man is not to be trusted….. Sian Ford

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When an 85 pound mammal licks your tears away, and then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad..........Kristan Higgins

21): When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, and then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad……….Kristan Higgins

Kristan Higgins: She is an American author, of contemporary romance and women’s fiction, who was born in Durham, Connecticut. She has won the Romance Writers of America’s RITA Award and has been nominated five times for the Kirkus Prize for Best Work of Fiction.

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Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all................ John Grogan

22):  Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all……………. John Grogan 

John Grogan: He is an American journalist and non-fiction writer and lives in rural eastern Pennsylvania in a farm home. His memoir Marley & Me was a best-selling book about his family’s dog called Marley. The book was made into a film of the same name starring the famous actor Owen Wilson and actress Jennifer Aniston.

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If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise..............UnKnown

23):  If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise………….. Unknown

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8 thoughts on “23 Funny Dog Quotes – Bring A Smile To Your Face…..”

  1. Lots of great quotes in this post on dogs and so many made me laugh and think of our two mutts. They are part of the family and they sure do show their personality. Just as with these 23 funny quotes you have put together, they can provide hours of entertainment and really are special.

    I like cats and dogs, not necessarily in that order (depends on which one is around and causing problems) and they sure can lighten things up. I truly believe we need to have a little more dog in us sometimes. They have a totally cool perspective on life.

    Thanks for the laughs today, I really needed them. I found myself going through these a few times, they get more humorous as I relate some of the antics our dogs pull. Have a great day!

    • Dave

      Sincere thank for your kind comments and the fact that they provided an uplift. It makes all the hard work worthwile.

      As an avid dog lover, I try to remind myself of how lucky being a dog owner is and also of the health benefits that these special creatures bring to our lives.

      Dave

  2. I love all of these quotes, but the one about blowing in their faces and getting mad is my favorite one. It’s definitely true though lol. And I liked the one about dogs being one of the last reasons some people can be convinced to go for a walk.

    Oh, and the very last one is funny and I bet it’s true for many dog owners lol.

    • Nate

      I am so glad that you enjoyed the quotes. It was great fun reseaching the article. 

      As I said in the beginning, the one I can relate to the most is – ” If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog…….. Unknown “

      Dave

  3. Hello. Good pictures of dogs. I don’t like Chihuahua because they always look angry they always bark at you (there was one barking at me always when i got on my way to english lessons).

    My uncle had a cocker spaniel. I would race with it when I got it out of the house. It runs quite fast it makes me work a sweat.

    I like the quote that says the dog is the reason that people go for a walk. I don’t really like the wife liking the dog more than me. Maybe the husband does something wrong!

    I also had a dog in my neighbourhood that pretended to be asleep and if you go near it it would try and scare you! If it was eating, you better not go near it!

    I don’t have a dog right now but the only type of dog i want is the one who will have my back. It will be like my brother in arms. 

    • George

      Thank you for your lovely post and of all the stories about particular dogs. Always love to hear of them.

      I have found that dogs are the most loyal and loving ctreatures around. They make you a better person and isn’t this a great compliment

      Dave

  4. This made my day! We have 2 dogs here and our family adores them. What kind of dogs do you have?

     If you are having a bad day they will do everything they can to make you happy, and if you’re having a good day they will make it better.

    Your page also does this when you can’t have your dogs by you, like at work. I’m book marking your page for this reason alone.

    • David

      Sincere thanks for your kind comments. We have now king charles cavaliers, plus usually a couple of rescue dogs, which we keep for around 2 months until they are socialized.

      Some have come from terrible places, and they constantly amaze me of their unconditional love and foregiveness.

      I love this part of your post – ” If you are having a bad day they will do everything they can to make you happy, and if you’re having a good day they will make it better. ” Couldn’t agree more.

      Dave

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